The Pick-Up...

My heart was pounding faster than usual. It wasn't my first time doing this but it was quite some time ago that I had paid my last visit. I made my way into the joint and there they were, all lined up in front of me. I paused momentarily as I surveyed the scene.

I narrowed down my scope of interest as a few of them caught my eye. The one in glittering blue was gorgeous and I did not hesitated long to ask for her. She was promptly brought to me. I was bedazzled as I ran my fingers gently along her curves.But I stopped before long and I knew she would not come easy. I blunted,"Tao Rai(How much)?", "2200 baht." She was worth that price but I knew it was not a bargain. I could afford to wait a bit longer.

I shook my head. I could sense her disappointment at the rejection. But I had done this too many times to let my emotions get the better of me.

Not wanting to cause too many disappointments today, I took a step back and checked them out once more. A minute later,I sighted her. Seated in a corner, dressed in humble black. Unlike the others, she did not beg for attention. I was yet captivated by her elegance and dignity.

Arms folded, I stroll over to her intently. "Tao rai?" "1400 krup." That was a really low price,she must have been around for quite some time. Within 10 seconds, I nodded to my host.

I was told to hang around for a while. After what had seemed like eternity,she appeared. I wasted no time in laying her on the floor. I took one more glance at her in her full glory. With the same enthusiasm as a eighteen year old NSF, I slipped into her. The fit was good,just what I had come for.

What followed was a fast 5 minutes of my vigorous drills. Whatever positions and intensity that I was capable of, I attempted. She was perfect, keeping in sync with my every move. I never want anyone so badly before. It had to be her. And here she is... my Adidas Bracara.


Bend over Beckham, ... is gonna come 4 yer endorsement pie.

P.S. I'm writing this on the return flight right now. My earlier flight was cancelled for unknown reasons and I was pushed to this 7pm flight. As expected, fellow commuters suffered same fate and this flight is packed. The least that they can do, is to make sure that there are enough sandwiches for sale on board. KNNBCCB. Not the first time it happened to me on Air Asia. A hungry man is an angry man.